Today I miscalculate on the clothes front. Arrive at the station at stupid o'clock. All the other earlies are wearing coats. I am in shirt sleeves. The minute I realise this, I feel considerably colder. Train arrives. I am in a carriage with a window-flinger - a man who makes ventilation his primary duty. Not only establishing but also MAINTAINING extreme ventilation (woe betide any person getting on at West Hampstead, who fancies shutting a window, because that WON'T BE HAPPENING! Not on his watch.) Secondary duties include knee-presence and whistley nostrils.
It is seriously cold. In tribute to the drop in temperature I have my first A/W12* case of dead finger (*topical nod to fashion week in my season speak).
Coldfinger.
He loves only cold
Only cold
He loves
cold
He loves only cold
Only cold
He loves cold
(Q: What does Coldfinger like? A: Repetition)
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