Fuck off |
The seedlings have been up for a scant two days. And the slugs have arrived. So there are two possibilities - either they have an incredibly advanced communications system complete with GPS capability ('ALL slugs to report to new grassed area, N 51 45, W 0 20. Over'). Or there is a huge underground army of slugs, just sailing around everywhere on the off-chance. Either way I feel overwhelmed. I cannot condone the salty approach. So the only option is flicking them away, but that means a level of vigilance and a lack of squeamishness I cannot maintain.
And you. Fuck off. |
Please also fuck off |
It's too stressful. Once again, I am going to resort to survival of the fittest. There's no room for weakness in this garden. Trial by cat, pigeon and slug. If you can make it through these, then you move to the next level. Where you face dandelions, months of neglect and then aggressive strimming.
Good luck, grass.
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