Monday, 30 July 2012

Day 253: Five-In-One

Today I walk past an evangelical church.  There's a car (an Audi TT) parked outside with the number plate DE1TY V.  V?  I thought that the evangels favoured the whole there-can-only-be-One thing.  I know that can stretch to three-in-one (like a Kinder Egg), but this implies there are five of them.  Like Thunderbirds.

This is one option.  Another is that it's God's car - and God is an egotistical petrol head, like Clarkson (but if so, it would be a Murcielago, not a TT).  Or maybe, just maybe, the vicar* is a bit of a plum, with too much cash to spare.

* Probably not called a vicar.  Too stuffy.  Jesus-chum?

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