Wednesday, 18 July 2012

Day 241: The Bends

Two weeks of living in a holiday bubble.  Life reduced to the simplest choices.  I have worn unspeakable items of clothing (salty rags) for days at a time and eaten a great deal of ice-cream.  I have seen a fat man do a wheelie on a rubbish motorbike.  I have forgotten what socks are for and my toes have spaced out. 

Time's up.  Today I re-enter reality at warp speed, with no chance to decompress. 

I think I've got the bends.
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  1. Jude Claybourne20 July 2012 at 08:09

    Good to have you back, Captain. Hope your bends haven't rendered you unstructured like an octopus.

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