After a long weekend of eating and drinking without moderation, my run this morning is not impressive. I heave myself round the park like an ancient and resentful labrador. It is extraordinary the impact that just three days has had. I believe I have a food hangover. And that's not a euphemism for my belly (although I may start calling it exactly that). I feel sluggish and listless and out-of-focus.
I'm not suggesting for a minute that this is completely alien to my usual state. I am frequently sluggish, listless and out-of-focus, but this has a different quality. It feels chemical, like a come-down.
Fortunately, I know how this plays out. It will be considerably better by tomorrow morning, and by Thursday morning I should be back to normal. In other words, just standard sluggish/listless/out-of-focus. Not Taste The Difference.
I have just spotted a massive black cat in the garden. Almost large enough to spark geographically inaccurate Beast of Bodmin rumours. Thank goodness for the internet. A search turns up many pictures of the B.O.B. This is one of them. From this picture I can make a positive identification. The Beast of Bodmin is definitely in my back garden.
What is the difference between a domestic black cat, and the Beast of Bodmin? Not sure. Probably a long weekend of eating and drinking without moderation.
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