Not Mr H |
Never forgot it. Never forgave Mr H, who targeted someone's vulnerability for a cheap laugh. I was a fat child - and there's nothing like it for developing your empathy gland. That day it was Adam F, but it could so easily have been me. I knew that hot flush of shame and self-loathing, and I strangely never felt any relief when the target wasn't me. It still made me feel the same - still made me squirm inside.
Following Adam F-gate, I remember deliberately setting out to learn everything we'd done that term by heart ('When a river splits up into many mouths, the land that is formed between the mouths is called a delta' etc etc). I did it specifically so I could come top in the end of term exam. To prove that I could, and to mentally stick two fingers up at Mr H, before turning my back on the subject completely.
With the result that I'm pretty good on deltas, ox-bow lakes, contour maps, Bootle and Australia. And there it stops.
A massive own goal. Nose cut off; face spited. Geographical ignorance on a monumental scale. I turned my back on other subjects too. Sport (thanks, Miss W - you terrifying, gimlet-eyed nightmare). Physics. Chemistry.
I got sport back. Eventually. (But on my terms - no hockey with numb hands and being bawled at in the pouring rain.) And I never felt the lack of physics or chemistry. But my geographical holes have been an embarrassment for too long. So I'm in remedial training, with a child's online map quiz. It's never too late.
(However, in my head I still hear Mr H's voice. 'If an intellectual giant, like CJS, were to undertake a child's quiz...')
Happy 100. It was a stonker.
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