Bigfoot sighting |
But Jeremy delivers. With extra features. Today as he fishes, he is stalked by a caiman, who's eyeing him like a stoner faced with a tube of Pringles. Then he and his crew are hit by lightning - the sound guy is knocked to his feet, but saved by the insulating rubber on his massive trainers. Everyone feels 'a bit headachey'. That's a lightning strike for you.
Kiss the Wolf Fish |
Naughty |
Jeremy has his eyes on the prize, but there's a problem. The redeye piranhas (bitey and cross) keep stealing the bait (naughty), so Jeremy has to wait until night (aka caiman party time) to do his thing. A frustrating caiman-related near-miss (bleep-filled angst), and it's getting to the point where I'm anticipating a flabby ending ('Will we ever know the TRUTH about the wolf fish?') when Jezza suddenly gets a bite.
Goliath Tiger Fish. FFS. |
But it will remain forever in the darkest creek of my psyche, motionless in the muddy depths. Always ready to take a hand or a dog down into the murk with a swirl of a scaley tail.
AAAAAAAARRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!! AAAAAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!! AAAARRRRGGGHHHHH!!!
I love 'River Monsters'.
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