Eventually a member of staff turns up. She apologises and fetches the woman's order. Too late.
Rage Woman: 'NO! I'm so DISGUSTED with the service here that I DON'T WANT any of this stuff now. On PRINCIPLE! NONE of it. I want a REFUND.'
Staff: 'Certainly, madam.' (Awkward pause.) 'Unfortunately I can't do a refund at this desk. This is Collections. You'll need to queue up at Refunds over there.'
I am slightly concerned that Rage Woman's eyes are actually going to pop out of her head. She is so enraged now that she can't speak, but snatches the goods up, and burns a trail of righteous ire through bras and pants to Refunds.
At this stage she could have just accepted the goods (that she'd ordered and paid for) and she'd have been out of the building, situation over. But it's clear that her agenda now is not 'to get stuff' but 'to get cross'. So now she has to do some extra waiting (so she can get even crosser), just so she can get a refund to prove her point (not that a shop this size will give a tiny shit), and she doesn't even end up with the stuff she wanted in the first place. A Pyrrhic victory. A nose cut off; a face spited.
Or am I? |
If the former, I understand. It happens. If the latter, then I am clearly a doormat. And First Capital Connect are grossly insulting me on an almost daily basis, laughing in the face of my placid acceptance. Oh well...
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