Today I have seen:-
- A rabbit cut in half by a passing car
- A disembowelled squirrel (the leftovers, not the actual incident)
- Duck rape (drake on drake - and definitely non-consensual)
In other news I have just made a tortilla using everything in the fridge that is definitely past it. A graveyard tortilla (a mortilla).
It features a wrinkly deflated pepper. A soft onion. Some unspeakable feta that smells like a tannery. Weeping coriander. Yellowing spinach. It is remarkably successful, and pleases me way more than if I'd used decent, upstanding, living ingredients.
Today has been all about violence, death and resurrection. I done a mini-Easter all of my own. In June. Amen.
Too many perfect moments in this post, iced by labels worthy of a tattoo.
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