Tuesday, 20 March 2012

Day 135: Brass Balls

No fear
The Lost Gardens of Heligan.  Beautiful old trees, spring flowers, and fearless birds.  This robin came within two feet, and stayed there.  Balls of brass. 
No fish

In other news, Mevagissey needs exhibits for its aquarium. 

'We are very short of exhibits and desperately need:- conger, gurnard, bullhuss, wrasse, crawfish, red mullet, bream, dory, starfish, large spider crabs, cock crabs - in fact just about anything interesting.' 

You heard it here.  'Anything interesting.'  Probably not even fish.  Just anything. 


Then I had a cheese and chutney sandwich that came without the chutney.  It was not interesting (and therefore unsuitable for the Mevagissey Aquarium). 

No chutney

Me: 'Excuse me, there's no chutney in this sandwich.'

Waitress: 'Ah, yes.  I didn't think there was.  Because, you see, we've run out.'

Yup.  That would explain the absence.

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