No fear |
No fish |
In other news, Mevagissey needs exhibits for its aquarium.
'We are very short of exhibits and desperately need:- conger, gurnard, bullhuss, wrasse, crawfish, red mullet, bream, dory, starfish, large spider crabs, cock crabs - in fact just about anything interesting.'
You heard it here. 'Anything interesting.' Probably not even fish. Just anything.
Then I had a cheese and chutney sandwich that came without the chutney. It was not interesting (and therefore unsuitable for the Mevagissey Aquarium).
No chutney |
Me: 'Excuse me, there's no chutney in this sandwich.'
Waitress: 'Ah, yes. I didn't think there was. Because, you see, we've run out.'
Yup. That would explain the absence.
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